Your younger siblings love to call you “Daddy’s Boy,” but you KNOW you’re a man! In fact, you’re THE MAN; the current operator of the celebrity scandals division of the Flemmington Firm, newly 20th Century Ferret studios, and (unofficially next in line heir to daddy’s entire conglomerate!) Just five years ago, this would be everything you ever wanted, but alas,  your heart hasn’t really been in it ever since the loss of your late wife, Mya De Wyfe. At least all the tabloid gossip has brought you closer to one of its biggest targets: the Princess Dido. At first she hated you, but you’ve gotten closer and closer to her over the years. You wonder if maybe these days she sees you as… more than a friend. 

Your father, Rupert, recently solidified his will so that his biological children inherit the Flemmington Fortune and 20th Century Ferret in birth order, meaning that as soon as Father dies… you’ll be rich! You’ve done so much to please father, but you can’t pretend you aren’t looking forward to all that money. Gary Gekko, the Wallstreet Tycoon, is helping you come up with creative, partially cocaine-influenced ways to spend it. He’s a real pal. Not like Dad’s new wife, Fifi. You can’t stand that shrew. Fifi Flemmington is your sworn enemy and you will dance the day that your wicked stepmother finally drops dead.